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일석이조영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 25. 00:29
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman runnin..
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버릇고치기영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 25. 00:28
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, "Oh no! I froze my aunt's bird to death." He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, "I'm sorry for m..
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고치기 어려운 버릇영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 25. 00:27
A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize the place. Everything has changed a lot. The places he used to visit have all disappeared. Even the pub has disappeared. He is very tired and would like to have something to eat. He goes into a small cafe and has a coffee and a sandwich. When he takes out..
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수퍼볼에 미친 남편영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 24. 23:14
This guy Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in the nosebleed section but that's OK - he's at the Super Bowl. So he starts looking around the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50-yard line with an empty seat beside him. This is driving Joe nuts, so finally at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location..
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안 쓰는 것이 또 없나요?영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 24. 23:13
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast..
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Open here영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 24. 23:12
A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of laundry soap, so he asks the clerk, "Can't I wait until I get home to open it?" 영어를 외국어로 공부하고 있는 한 학생은 세탁비누 상자에 쓰인 “open here"라는 문구를 보고 어리둥절하여 점원에게 물었다. ”집에 가서 뜯어보면 안 될까요?“ Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The ba..
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영어는 발음이 어려워영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 24. 23:11
Emiko shared a house with an American guy and his dog. Every month, he puts some flea medicine on his dog. One day, when he was putting the medicine, he told Emiko, "This flea medicine is expensive." She was confused and asked him, "Expensive? Didn't you just say it was FREE?" Emiko went to a sandwich café with her American roommate. A waitress asked what they wanted. Emiko said, "I have a crab ..
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기쁨도 잠시영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 24. 23:10
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me." The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want m..