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A man's dog has a problem so he takes him to the vet's. The vet looks at the dog and says that he'll have to take him to the examining room. In the examining room, he takes a cat out of a cage and lets the cat walk all over the dog, but the dog doesn't do anything. 어떤 사람의 개가 문제가 있어 수의사에게 데리고 갔다. 수의사는 개를 살펴보더니 진찰실로 데려 가야겠다고 말했다. 진찰실에서 그는 고양이를 집에서 꺼내어 개 위를 걷도록 했으나 개는 움직이지 않았다. The doctor say "Your..

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. 아들: 아빠, 바보가 뭐야? 아빠: 바보란 다른 사람이 못 알아들을 정도로 이상하게, 그리고 길게 이야기하려는 사람이지. 무슨 말인지 알겠니? 아들: 아뇨.

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man --- So that you will love them. Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man --- So that they will love you. 남자: 하느님, 왜 여자들을 그렇게 예쁘게 만드셨어요? 하느님: 응, 남자들이 좋아하라고. 남자: 그런데, 왜 그렇게 멍청하게 만드셨어요? 하느님: 응, 너 같은 녀석도 짝이 있어야지.

One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper's house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit drinking, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer. 어느 토요일 오후, 메뚜기와 달팽이, 지네가 메뚜기네 집 근처에서 맥주를 마시고 있었다. 맥주가 떨어져 그만 마셔야 했다. 그래서 그들 중 누군가 맥주를 더 가져와야겠다고 했다. The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besi..

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!" 어떤 남자가 상점에 들어 오면서 귀여운 강아지를 보게 되었다. 그는 점원에게 강아지가 무는지 물었다. 점원: 아뇨. 우리 강아지는 물지 않는데요. 그 남자가 강아지..

Three rich brothers each wanted to do something special for their elderly mother on Mother's Day. The first brother bought her a huge house. The second brother gave her a limousine, with a driver. The third brother remembered that his mother used to love to read the Bible, but couldn't see well anymore, so he got her a specially trained parrot that could recite any verse from the Bible on demand..

Patient: Doctor I think that I've bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Take this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better?" Doctor: No, I but I'll see if your neck leaks. 환자: 선생님, 제가 아무래도 흡혈귀에 물린 것 같아요. 의사: 물 한 컵을 마셔 보세요. 환자: 그럼 좀 나을까요? 의사: 아뇨, 목에서 물이 나오나 보려구요.

A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running? A: 저 사람들이 왜 달리나요? B: 우승컵을 위해 달립니다. A: 누가 우승컵을 받나요? B: 우승한 사람이 받습니다. A: 다른 사람들은 왜 달리나요?