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This guy Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in the nosebleed section but that's OK - he's at the Super Bowl. So he starts looking around the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50-yard line with an empty seat beside him. This is driving Joe nuts, so finally at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location..

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast..

A student, who is studying English as a foreign language, was confused when he saw the words "open here" on a box of laundry soap, so he asks the clerk, "Can't I wait until I get home to open it?" 영어를 외국어로 공부하고 있는 한 학생은 세탁비누 상자에 쓰인 “open here"라는 문구를 보고 어리둥절하여 점원에게 물었다. ”집에 가서 뜯어보면 안 될까요?“ Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The ba..

Emiko shared a house with an American guy and his dog. Every month, he puts some flea medicine on his dog. One day, when he was putting the medicine, he told Emiko, "This flea medicine is expensive." She was confused and asked him, "Expensive? Didn't you just say it was FREE?" Emiko went to a sandwich café with her American roommate. A waitress asked what they wanted. Emiko said, "I have a crab ..

A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me." The preacher answered, "You know, dear, there's that box in the kitchen cabinet with what you always called "your little secret" in it and you said you never would want m..

An American lawyer invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him in his mountain cabin. Early in the morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they were picking blueberries, along came two big Bears - a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, climbed a tree. His friend wasn't so lucky and the male bear caught him ..

An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish guide to help him find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was learning Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct any mistakes of usage. They were hiking on a mountain trail when a very large, purple fly crossed their path. The Englishmen pointed at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, "M..

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. 어느날 학생이 아주 어려운 엣세이 시험을 치르고 있었다. 시험이 끝날 무렵, 교수는 학생들에게 연필을 놓고 답안을 즉시 제출하라고 했다. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warnin..