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모전여전영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:08
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. A: 단발머리에 청바지를 입은 어린이를 보면서, 사내입니까? 계집애입니까? B: 계집애입니다. 내 딸입니다. A: 아저씨, 미안합니다. 얘의 아버지인지 몰랐습니다. A: 아니예요. 전 얘의 엄마입니다.
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팬더는 원래 쏩니다영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:08
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand." The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door. So the owne..
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선생님은 역시 완벽해영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:05
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. 두 소년이 다투고 있을 때 선생님이 교실에 들어 오셨다. 선생님: ..
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골퍼는 바지를 두 개 입나요?영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:02
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? A. In case he got a hole in one! Submitted by Lesley Morgan 질문: 골퍼는 왜 바지를 두 개 입지요? 대답: hole in one을 대비해서요. hole in one이 두 가지의 뜻을 갖네요. 하나는 골프의 용어로 한 번에 공을 구멍에 넣는 것이고, 다른 하나는 바지 하나에 구멍이 날 경우입니다. *in case: ...할 경우를 대비하여
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국제화 시대의 생쥐영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 14:55
Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!" [Submitted by Jeanne Ramirez ] 세 마리의 생쥐가 고양이에게 쫓겼다. 생쥐들이 코너에 몰렸을 때, 그 중 한 마리가 뒤 돌아서 소리를 냈다. Ruff(멍멍이라고 하면 좋겠음). 놀란 고양이가 겁을 먹고..