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추장과 방귀 (posted by 김운이)영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 23. 19:23
An Indian chief has stomach pains because he can't pass any gas. His servant girl goes to see a doctor and says, "Big chief no fart." The doctor gives her some medicine and says, "Here, give him three of these pills." The next day she's back again, and she says, "Big chief no fart." The doctor says, "Give him six of those pills." The next day she's back again, and she says, "Big chief still no f..
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피치못할 사정영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 23. 12:24
When a man breaks a date, he has to. When a girl does, she has two. 남자가 데이트를 그만두면 그럴만한 이유가 있고, 여자가 데이트를 그만두면, 두 남자가 있기 때문. # Comment # He has to. = He has to break. She has two. = She has two dates. has to도 눈 여겨볼만합니다. must나 should와 달리 have to는 외적 제약이 있다는 것을 함축합니다.
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가장 게으른 사람은 누구?영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:11
Mike: That fellow's the laziest man I've ever seen. He's been sitting there for two hours doing nothing. Ed: How do you know? Mike: I've been watching him. Mike: 저 녀석은 내가 본 가장 게으른 사람이야. 두 시간이나 아무일을 하지 않고 저기서 앉아 있더군. Ed: 어떻게 알았니? Mike: 그를 줄곧 지켜 봤거든. 누가 더 게으른지 알 수 없군!!!
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고슴도치 엄마의 사랑영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:10
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.... The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and ..
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모전여전영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:08
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. A: 단발머리에 청바지를 입은 어린이를 보면서, 사내입니까? 계집애입니까? B: 계집애입니다. 내 딸입니다. A: 아저씨, 미안합니다. 얘의 아버지인지 몰랐습니다. A: 아니예요. 전 얘의 엄마입니다.
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팬더는 원래 쏩니다영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:08
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door. The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand." The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door. So the owne..
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선생님은 역시 완벽해영어/영어유머 2021. 12. 21. 15:05
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. 두 소년이 다투고 있을 때 선생님이 교실에 들어 오셨다. 선생님: ..