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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. Fred는 32세로 아직 미혼이다. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" 어느날 친구가 "왜 결혼하지 않니? 좋은 아내감을 못 찾았니" 라고 물었다. Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." Fred는 "사실, 결혼하고 싶은 여자를 많이 찾았는데, 부모님한테 보여주려고 집에 데려..

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. 어떤 결혼한 남자와 비서가 열정적인 애정행각을 벌이고 있었다. 어느 오후 그들은 열정을 누를 길이 없어서 비서의 집으로 달려가서 그날 오후를 열정적으로 보냈다. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the ma..

A Bad Day A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car. 어떤 부부가 고속도로에서 운전을 하고 있었는데 거울을 보니 경찰이 다가 오고 있었다. 차를 대라고 하는 것이 분명하였다. 남편이 차를 댔고, 경찰이 차에 다가섰다. State cop: "License and registration please." Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?" 면허증과 ..

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. John이라는 농부는 조용한 시골의 고속도로 옆에 살고 있었다. 그러나 시간이 지나자 통행량이 놀라운 속도록 증가했다. 교통량이 너무 많아서 닭이 하루에 3~5마리씩 치어 죽었다. So he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: 그래서 그는 인부들을 시켜서..

사랑의 방정식 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 사랑의 방정식 똑똑한 남자 +똑똑한 여자 = 로맨스 똑똑한 남자 +멍청한 여자 = 정사 멍청한 남자 +똑똑한 여자 = 결혼 멍청한 남자 + 멍청한 여자 = 임신 OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + ..

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman runnin..

George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, "Oh no! I froze my aunt's bird to death." He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, "I'm sorry for m..

A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize the place. Everything has changed a lot. The places he used to visit have all disappeared. Even the pub has disappeared. He is very tired and would like to have something to eat. He goes into a small cafe and has a coffee and a sandwich. When he takes out..