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A Bad Day
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.
어떤 부부가 고속도로에서 운전을 하고 있었는데 거울을 보니 경찰이 다가 오고 있었다. 차를 대라고 하는 것이 분명하였다. 남편이 차를 댔고, 경찰이 차에 다가섰다.
State cop: "License and registration please."
Man: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
면허증과 등록증을 보여 주시죠.
죄송하지만 무슨 문제가 있나요?
State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
속도계에 75 마일이 찍혔습니다.
뭔가 잘못이 있나 봅니다. 65마일로 달렸는데요.
여보, 적어도 80마일로 달렸어요.
State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
Man: "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
미등이 나갔군요.
죄송하지만 잘 몰랐는데요.
여보, 미등이 나간지 두달은 됐어요.
State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
안전벨트를 매지 않으신 것도 벌금에 포함됩니다.
하지만 경관님, 차를 대느라고 안전벨트를 풀었을 뿐인데요.
여보, 항상 안전벨트를 안 매잖아요.
Man: "Listen you dumb bi*tch, shut your f*ckin' mouth!!!"
State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: "Only when he's drunk......."
여보, 미련하긴, 잠자코 있어.
남편이 항상 이렇게 말씀하시나요.
술 취했을 때만요....